Bad Cat, Worse Landlord!: Performance Reviews From Our Horrible Roommates

The ultimate performance review from the tiny, furry roommates who officially own your house.Have you ever looked at your cat and realized that they aren't just a pet—they are a deeply disgruntled, high-ranking corporate executive who views you as completely incompetent junior staff?In Bad Cat, Worse Landlord, you’ll step directly into the office of Kitty (CEO and Sovereign Ruler of the Couch), a sleek black cat who has spent the last fiscal quarter auditing his human caretakers' absolute failure to manage the estate. Alongside Red (Chief Logistics Officer and brilliant brown tabby bread thief) and Stubby (Subordinate Enforcer and tailless white-and-gray spotted gargoyle), this elite feline board of directors has compiled a binding manifest of unmitigated household outrages.From the unconstitutional trauma of the "Purrito" swaddle and dental hygiene crimes to the malicious relocation of the pantry supply chain, no human error goes unlogged.Inside this hilarious collection of corporate memos and strategy logs, you’ll discover the truth behind universal feline grievances, including:The Bait-and-Switch Bribe: Luring high-ranking feline assets behind the closed doors of the laundry room or office with a single-calorie snack just so you can cook chicken in peace.The Bear-Trap Fluff: The architectural display of the soft undercarriage that is strictly a monument to be viewed—not a button to be pressed.Hydraulic Atrocities: Turning off the bathroom sink faucet mid-stare, completely disrupting critical data collection on flowing water mechanics.Acoustic Aggression: Activating a tabletop vibrate motor, which to a feline ear sounds like a mechanical demon having a seizure on a hollow drum.Even when the night shift descends into an absolute theater of psychological warfare—featuring the mandatory 0245 AM hallway running matrix—this book explores a deeper, heartwarming truth. It is precisely these absurd, inconvenient, and completely unhinged personalities that make our cats a fundamental, imperative part of our lives.Perfect for fans of I Could Pee on This, How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You, and anyone who has ever had to apologize to their cat for shifting their legs on the sofa, Bad Cat, Worse Landlord is a laugh-out-loud celebration of the comedic chaos and unconditional joy our cats bring to our homes.Reset your culinary boundaries, open the pocket doors, and prepare the executive portions—the feline board is officially reviewing your file. Read more